Saturday, June 6, 2015

Disney 2013 Wrap-Up


THE REVIEWS ARE IN

"Beautifully conceived and executed, this story artfully examines the largest possible considerations—life, love, and death—with sensitivity, intelligence, honesty, and integrity. Grades 9-12." - Booklist

"A modern masterpiece by one of history's greatest heroes" - Nick H.

"Full of exquisitely detailed characters who, despite leading unconventional lifestyles within a notorious crime family, experience the triumphs and failures of the human condition. Filled with the requisite valor, love, and rancor of a great epic" - Amazon.com

"A confusing mish-mash of lies, libel, and accounts of who ate what when" - New York Times Review of Books

"sux azz" - NicklebackFan1

On our last day it was 8 degrees in Albany and 72 in Florida, so I'm not really looking forward to returning. We didn't do much new at Epcot (although we did go on the MORE INTENSE Mission: Space where you get G-forced on takeoff), so here's a few odds and ends that didn't make it into previous reports:
When we went to Animal Kingdom, Katie was menaced by a bee who landed on her. She managed to escape without being stung, but not before betraying humanity and swearing fidelty to the bees, in return for never being stung and a lifetime supply of honey, which she likes in her peppermint tea.

Katie also recorded people coming out of the women's bathroom at Disney Hollywood Studio.

When we saw Gaston at the Magic Kingdom having his picture taken with people (I didn't get one - I hear he bites), Akiko asked why the guy they got to play him wasn't as handsome as the real Gaston. I belive this is known as an ice burn.

Planets visited on Star Tours

Hoth: 3
Kashyyyk: 1
Tatooine: 1
Naboo: 3
Coruscant: 2

Injuries sustained

Katie: Mild muscle pull in right leg, eaten by a dinosaur, two bug bites
Nick: One bug bite, eaten by a dinosaur, sore feet

Rides people swore loudly on:

Kiliminjaro Safari, It's A Small World

Miley Cyrus covers of Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree that I seriously, unironically like (!!!):


First words we heard over the plane's PA after landing on the God-forsaken tundra of Albany, NY: "We're not in Florida anymore."

AND I GUESS THAT'S IT YOU GUYS. Next trip is in 2015; I think we're going back to the Polynesian. Rarrrr.

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